Teen Sues For Starry Face

What would you do if you woke up with 56 star tattoes on your face?

Of course you'd sue. And that's what the Romanian teen Kimberly Vlaeminck did to tattoo artist Rouslan Tourmaniantz.

Kimberly, 18, said she only asked for three star tattooes near her left eye. How did it become 56? She said she was so relaxed during the process that she fell asleep. She only woke up when Rouslan was already working on her nose of what was now the 56th tattoo.

Did the tattoo artist get possessed by an ink god (whatever) that he wasn't able to stop on the third star?

Well Rouslan said he only did what he was asked to do. He also explained that Kimberly was awake the whole time and was even happy when she left the shop. She only got dismayed and blamed Rouslan when she got negative feedbacks from her family.

Rouslan, though, wants to keep his clients happy and said he'd pay for half the cost of the tattoo removal. Now that's half of the 10,000 euros Kimberly is suing him for. It's actually the cost of the laser removal.

Photo via celebritysmackblog.com

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Did you ever practice how to grab a breast when you were young? I'm sure teenage boys always daydream about it. I should know. But before you find this entry so gross, I wanna say that I was just so amused by this machine:



A breast-grabbing machine! LOL!

I swear at first I thought it was a juicer.

Do we have this at our local arcades?